1. Mia , while potty training: "Daddy, the poopy's stuck in my bottom."
2. Daddy: "Hadley, no headbanging."
3. Brianna & Daddy:
d: Brianna? What are you doing to Hadley?
b: I'm putting lotion on her feet.
d: Where did you find lotion?
b: From my mouth.
d: Bri, that's not lotion. That's saliva.
b: No, it's lotion.
4. Mia, while playing in the creek at the Arboretum: "Dude!"
5. Elise, commenting on my sermon from Sunday in which I talked about a big argument we had gotten into: "I think you really undersold just what a jerk you really were."